"I got 2 phones" is a phrase/tiktok meme/tiktok trend that is around in mid 2023. The word i got 2 phones is from a Song named 2 phones by Kevin Gates which have lyrics "I got 2 phones, one for the plug and one for the load".
This phrase will usually be used in tiktok comments on i got 2 phones meme that used to make fun of something such as LGBTQ+, Feminist, Controversy and etc. you can find this on tiktok.
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I am in the possession of two cellular devices ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฃ๐ฃ
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A cheap and very dull joke often played out by silly little girls. After a telephone conversation, the female says.. "Does your phone do this..." and then hangs up, leaving the intelligent male baffled as to exactly what is happening as he hangs on, waiting for the stupid female to talk back, but of course she has gone!
Toni: "Hey Geoff, does your phone do this..."
<silence>
Geoff: "What?"
Geoff: "Hello...?"
Geoff: "Helloooo...?"
Geoff: "Bi-atch!!"
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Call made to tell significant other you just nailed (got nailed by) someone other than them.
"Hi honey, just lettin you know I just banged -insert name- and well they screw better bye.
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verb: to slap someone in the face with a flip open cell phone. The act of slapping while opening cell phone.
shut up before i cell phone bitch slap you. Yo... WHERE YOU AT!!
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Masturbating furiously
Oh, I was just hitting the back of my phone
A phrase used that indicates a few years, but not as much as "back in the day."
Kari: "Remember when you made it with Jeff? EW!!!"
Lori: "That was like 3 phones ago, bitch! I'm not like that anymore!"
1. A phrase used in corporate, academic, or other situations when an inappropriate topic can not be discussed. Often said to someone who is not familiar with a vernacular term, phrase, meme or other part of pop culture which is considered NSFW that searching on one's work or school computer could result in reprimands from superiors, IT or HR
2. an alternate expression for "you don't want to know"
A)
John: "...so with the new restroomproduct launch aimed at luxury hotels and restaurants, Marketing suggests we re-name our X1457 Deluxe Swivel Golden Showerhead."
Marty: "....why do need to rename it?"
John: "......Marketing suggests "golden shower" not be included as part of our product line."
Marty: "....why not?"
John: ".....look it up on your phone."
B)
Sue: "What's all this bunga-bunga stuff I keep hearing the students talking about?"
Mary: "Look it up on your phone."
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