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A once considered mythical creature that lives in the oversized and distracting wart on the end of a nose. Only a wart gnome attached to a waron has the ability for mind control. The gnome often is perverse and has a one-track objective. The gnome has the appearance of a racecar driver and controlls the host with a steering wheel.
The waron walked up behind me and then the mind-controlling nose gnome ordered him to put his hands on my body. Gross!
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when you tuck your testicles back just like a bulldog or whatever you wana call it but you also stretch your penis back where its supposed to be with your nuts still tucked and the penis is so over stretched its bright red and it resembles rudolph the red-nosed reindeer.
I know its not christmas time but lets just say that rudolph the red-nosed reindeer has been visiting me.
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pounding the shit out of your girls nose with your dick instead of being in her vajay or arse
my girl has crabs so i just give her a san antonio stuffy nose instead
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A brand new revolution in the "sex toy industry." Invented by Jamie and Forrest, this invention is one of a kind. It is shaped as a nose and has various sniffle modes. such as: Allergies, Runny nose, Old man cold, ext. These sniffles send there own distinct vibration trough the belly button area causing optimum pleasure.
BROSKI! did you check out that dank new Belly Button Nose Sniffler commercial? I need one of those ASAP braaaa.
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A giant reindeer-like creature commonly seen on Christman Eve pulling Christman's sleigh. On the other days of the year, the Blue-Nosed Jackass is usually seen beating the crap out of someone.
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No more coke. Snorting the remnants of coke that is left in your nose. Picking the coke boogers out.
Hey, keep your nose clean. Thanks, no one needs to know about my habbit.
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A big bulbous nose with pot holes and a build up of black heads and fungus. Usually has long busy back combed hair, with yellow highlights preformed by a private hair dresser.
Person 1: Hi i am a pickled bunion nose, i have exessive mould growing off my nose"
Person 2: "Oh whys that"
Person 1: "Because ive got got lots of blackheads and its extremely pickled"
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