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when u lose a debit card at a restaurant and start crying so u get free food
my friend rhys is a debit card crybaby. he got free food at state 48
6 feet of garden hose (to siphon gas from someone else's vehicle)
We're almost out of gas and I'm broke!
No prob, got my Alabama credit card.
When you go shopping most shops are now card only
James : Welcome to the shop
Silly Customer : Hello (hands over items and cash )
James : We are card only you stupid bitch
When you go shopping most shops are now card only
James : Welcome to the shop
Silly Customer : Hello (hands over items and cash )
James : We are card only you stupid bitch
Gets the benefits of a female and a male by not being harassed by feminist.
You can’t do anything to me i have the feminism card i’m untouchable you can’t cancel me.
When one becomes enraged when credit is declined upon purchase due to lack of funds or when their card is faulty and unreadable.
The ambulance was called because Johnny had card rage at the mall and smashed his face into the EFTPOS machine and died.
A tangible or in tangible card given to the DJ, music officer or person controlling the music at a given soirée that forces them to immediately play a Pitbull song. This can be an effective way to liven up a boring wedding, make a house party seem like a Miami club or to ruin friendships.
Person 1: " Did Pitbull just start playing? Really, at this wedding"?
Person 2: "yeah, I think it did. Someone must have played a Pitbull Card."
"Man, no one is dancing or having any fun out there."
" Hmmm... I know what will fix this." (Plays Pitbull card)