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A penis that moves by the power of batteries or an electrical outlet also known as a vibrating dildo.
I wish i was a girl to try and shove an electric penis in my vagina to see what it feels like.
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Instead of using What the Fuck, What The Hell, or God dammit. Jus simply say What The Penis.
If yu been called gay, well Your not what the penis.
On any Sentence really that pisses you off.
You: Dude What The Penis
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Thumbs that are so fat and stubby that they look like short cocks on one's hand.
Me: Brad, you've got some gnarly penis thumbs!
Brad: If only my actual dick was this big.
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A penis. What did you expect? Usually range from 4-8 inches. Sometimes chubby. Cut or Uncut mostly depending on religious beliefs. It can be compared to Asian Penis and come in multiple colors. It’s uncommon to notice as South Asians aren’t popularized too much in western culture.
Gym Locker Room
Skinny Femboy: Never seen an Indian Penis and never will
Ripped Indian: Fuck you say kid?
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The tax that all guys receive solely because they are male.
Guy 1: "I just checked how much car insurance is, and just because I'm male, I pay an extra 20 bucks."
Guy 2: "You know it, it's the damn Penis Tax."
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A Vacuum tube used to lengthen the male tally-wacker. Mostly used by men who have no penis. Most of them don't work. I should know.....
PENIS PUMPS ARE GAY! THEY DON"T FUCKING WORK...Caleb is gay too..
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A description of someone's overly large or frighteningly above average penis. It is in relation to a horses penis.
Jessipher Bagelnuts has a horse penis
Hows that horse penis Jessipher?
Jessiphers horse penis
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