A test to determine if your boobs are a) saggy or not and b) how saggy they are
Firstly sit back in a chair or sit up in bed and place a pencil on the underside of your breast. If the nipple resides below the pencil then the boob is saggy.
There is then a scale to determine how saggy the boob is by the number of pencils it takes to get to the nipple
Scale:
1 pencil = saggy
2 pencil = deflated
3 pencil = empty
4 pencil = completely drained
5 pencil = witch tits
6 pencil = completely ruined
7 pencil = football socks
8 pencil = sausage tits
I'm going to do the saggy boob test today to see how saggy my tits are
A woman (up to 5 persons) who agrees with this test must lay on her back and spread eagle. A man with either lemon or lime squeezes the fruit on to the pussy, then see if the woman responds with a scream (waaa)( ouch)or (it burns) then she has some sort of clitora infection. If not the. Grab a hold of her for a good time!
Dude: Lay down girls it’s time for a citrus test!
Girl 1: I’ve pass multiple citrus tests before
Girl 2: what’s a citrus test
Girl 3: ‘explains it’
“Testing Accommodations” otherwise known as “help for stupid people” are used in order to help those with less in the grey matter department do better on tests.
Samandra needed testing accommodations to pass the test.
A secondary Review of a friend’s potential dating partner by an unbiased source.
Hey did she pass the Pierce test?
A phrase often said by annoying high school girls right before taking a test that they know they most certainly will not fail.
Girl 1: "I'm going to fail this test"
Everyone else: "You literally studied more than this entire class combined, STFU-"
When you fuck her through either nostril.
Bro, I think I touched her brain. That was definetely a Coronavirus Test.