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When you wake up with morning wood and feeling freaky
Dude i woke up with a Dan freakwood this morning it was crazy
A girl who wants him so much when his ex girlfriend leaves
Penny is dans wench she only got dan cause leeann doesn’t want him
dan is a gorgeous girl which has the most attractive face. she got high grades all the time she is open and every boy who thinks of her will the drolled and soon she'll be married to Park Jihoon, makes a lot of money doesn't have to be afraid of being poor and have to play squid game anymore instead she'll lives happily ever after.
ok she has no definition and she did it herself
really Doan Nguyen Linh Dan does as gorgeous as the sentence above
A hairy lifeform from the south who supports canadians in every way possible. has been known to complain of being tired and go to bed early. Sometimes can be seen with an alien and a guido. VERY RARE speciman...
Guy 1: Did you just see that thing pass out under a tree?
Guy 2: Yeah, it must have been the elusive Dan sasqwatch.
Man, i need to shave my pubes, im turing into a real dan sasqwatch.
A short man who circumcised his penis at the age of 18. He sells children to the FBI in exchange for movie tickets. His daughter is a naughty whore who eats frogs and rabbits every day.
He has a theme song that goes:
My name is Circumcised Dan and I live alone, I still like to bone and moan alone.
I’m feeling shitty today, I’m feeling Circumcised DAN.
To be a lazy bastard like danny and "Sit Dan all day and do no work"
Hey youve done no work go sit dan for abit you might aswell