minecraft steve but he’s on lean and he’s tweakin real hard
i feel like burple steve rn because im about to take my mcat
Steve uttwg e is hands down a dead set legend.... all humans graced by his presence are very lucky ... being a ginger he gives off a vibe that people love... everyone loves a ranga.... mosts steves have an infectious laugh and you just cant help but laugh and boom before you know you have pissed your pants... this type of steve is usually found sunning his ranga skin by some type of water way or a running tap while consuming pints of beer or captain morgan... steves of the uttwg e type are irreplaceable.... hands down best mate any bloke could ask for.
Steve uttwg e throw me a great northern and then we can open the other slab
A man /God walking amongst mere mortals ,has the thickest mane ,strong greasy Back Bush, a great after shave sales man ,who has the cock of a palomino horse .
Heybthats maltese steve ,I thought he was a myth ,look at that wedlock perm
A face that The character Steve makes from the Children Nickelodeon show refered to as 'Blues Clues' has a episode in which Steven Rides up a Inmationated Elavator in which is completely fake and that nigga Be on Crack in which he has a face if hes staring at god in a creepy kind of way.
Have you seen that nigga MOAR KRABS he has a Steve-Face on him.
Typically observed in a party setting and sustained solely by Lunazul tequila. Has been known to take off at unexpected times. Inexplicable attraction to cows and aversion to white claws or so called "bitch drinks". If your looking into getting your own tequila Steve you may want to get a restraining apparatus such as a straight jacket and keep him away from valued objects and unattended parked cars.
"Dude my car got coffined last night i think there was a tequila steve on the prowl"
There is a myth that if you slap a chicken hard enough it cooks it. I have seen this type of event only ones in my life and it was performed by a guy named Steve.
Me: Damn man, Steve cooked the shit out of that guy's ass.
Steve Slap
The cutest pookie to ever have pookied. Alongside his beloved Flak_Fire, Steve is an unstoppable force.
"Oh fuck, It Forceful Steve."
*Giggling intensifies in the distance.*