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Beer Tsunami

When you are drinking beer in the car (ATV, motorcycle, golf cart, etc.) and the driver floors the gas and beer rushes into your mouth and out your nose like a tsunami wave.

I had a beer tsunami when my sister floored the gas at the green light. It all came pouring out of my nose and onto my shirt.

by Mrs. Redneck January 6, 2012


Pocket Beer

A beer that was purchased in the past for future consumption, even though you currently were currently consuming other beverages, but knowing that when said cocktails were finished, he would want another beverage.

Rob got super drunk on Saint Patrick’s Day yesterday as a result of all the “pocket beers” he had consumed... not all the cocktails he drank.

by Lucky Robbie March 18, 2018


Beer Blocking

Using your beer as a misdirection or to conceal something else from someone you're with.

George was beer blocking the napkin with that blonde bitch's phone number when his girl friend came to pick him up.

by Darth Frak December 25, 2015


Beer Captain

In "high level" recreational hockey in Canada the term "Beer Captain" is used to describe an individual of importance or influence on a team. The Beer Captain is both the captain of his respective team (typically commissioned with selecting his squad on a given week) and more importantly - is assigned to pick up the beer.

It's considered one of the highest honors to bestowed on an individual in Canada.

Reg made a rookie mistake by only bringing a dozen when he was selected as Beer Captain

by Lochwood May 13, 2014


Beer Captain

In "high level" recreational hockey in Canada the term "Beer Captain" is used to describe an individual of importance or influence on a team. The Beer Captain is both the captain of his respective team (typically commissioned with selecting his squad on a given week) and more importantly - is assigned to pick up the beer.

It's considered one of the highest honors to bestowed on an individual in Canada.

Reggie made a rookie mistake by only bringing a dozen when he was selected as Beer Captain

by Lochwood May 13, 2014


Beer Captain

In "high level" recreational hockey in Canada the term "Beer Captain" is used to describe an individual of importance or influence on a team. The Beer Captain is both the captain of his respective team (typically commissioned with selecting his squad on a given week) and more importantly - is assigned to pick up the beer.

It is considered on of the highest honors to bestowed on an individual in Canada.

Reggie made a rookie mistake by only bringing a dozen when he was selected as Beer Captain

by Lochwood May 13, 2014


Blonde Beer

When you piss in Ginger Beer and plan on drinking the beverage, it is known as Blonde Beer.

"This tastes weird, Mark. What is it?"
"Blonde Beer, Stan. It's a classic."

by C L G February 19, 2018