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testing rocket engines for NASA

Having explosive diarrhea with lots of farting between the poop explosions.

You're lactose intolerant, so stay away from those Chipotle quesadillas unless you want to spend the rest of your day testing rocket engines for NASA. Alone. In the crapper.

by ArionVulgaris June 11, 2023


food test

When your on your first date and he/ she decides to share their food with you. If you take a bite then it's a good sign. If not the night will not progress very well and no further chances at a relationship, etc .

Search joey doesn't share food on youtube. Joey decided not to go on a 2nd date with phoebe's friend because she reach over and grab his food. Joey doesn't share and he thus fails the food test.

by urbanwolf92 January 29, 2016


Dewey test

drunk test (i.e. DUI test)

Ben's blonde girlfriend texted that she was late becauuse the cops gave her a Dewey test by making her walk along a white piece of tape while toching her nose and saying the alphabet backwards.

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada April 19, 2015


nuclear test

Masturbation

I did a nuclear test on those porno flicks skit dam!

by Kennydickhead September 12, 2017


White Feather Test

A procedure to gauge the potency of a fart. Typically a white feather will be placed at the rear and then be duly observed for changes - in colour and structure - after an burst of flatulence.

Emma was worried that her stomach was playing up, but her friend convinced her to perform a quick White Feather Test.
It came out fresh and clean and she was relieved it was only empty wind.

by Pondering Drummer Girl May 2, 2024


COM-TEST

A Video Older Than Me At The Zoo.

Com-Test Is The New 1st Oldest Youtube Video.

by WasTotallyBornOnApril8 August 24, 2020


gertrude test

Test to apply to movies. Does a scene with two women: last more than 4 minutes? And do they refrain from talking about men in that time?

Did "Lincoln" pass the Gertrude test? Did "Gentlemen Prefer Blonds" pass the Gertrude test? Did "A League of their Own" pass the Gertrude test?

by Gal Friday January 12, 2014