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British alternative to saying my bad.
My piss mate, I forgot about your birthday
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A state of mind where you're beyond pissed, shaking with so much uncontainable anger, and ready to cause injury to innocent people because you're so mad.
What he did today was so unacceptable! I was pissed to fuck for hours after that.
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When one must urinate during combat, a training exercise, airsoft match, or any military-related situation in which a person must be stationary for an extended period of time.
While waiting for the enemy to pass through our ambush area I was lying in the prone position. I had to pee so bad, so I rolled over onto my side and took a tactical piss because I could not leave my position.
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The feminine way of directing urine toward the bowl.
She sat, and her piss flaps chattered
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the act of doing 10 push-ups right after going pee.
drunk people need to do more push-ups and when you drink you pee a lot!
guy 1: Dude i have to take a fat piss!
guy 2: Dont forget to do your piss-ups
guy 1: im going to be riped by the end of the night!
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A unit of measurement used to describe very small increments of concern. A tiny amount.
"I don't care one squirt of piss whether you want to go drinking tonight or not. We're going."
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something that comes out of the end of a cats tiny cock
there is cat piss on the floor
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