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If someone’s knees make that weird cracking noise when their being bent.
*mom bends over to pick something up and her knees crack.*
Kid: you got them rice crispy knees
When maggots are crawling around in the rectum, typically on rotting corpses
I once saw a homeless guy with rectal rice. Nastiest shit I've ever seen
A sub-litre rustbucket of a vehicle with half of Halfords bolted to the top half, and half of Maplins illuminating the bottom half.
Your premium is likely to be significant if you're a new driver, especially if male and under the age of 30 and driving a rice-wagon.
It's the reminence of nipple chaffing.
I got a bad case of nipple rice right now
saggy rice bags is the name given to a person who has over the top saggy nips, like that of a 70 year-old crack whore.This droopy nip syndrome causes the infested's rice bags to hit the floor when they jump, causing the ground to shake as though it has parkingsons. Approach with extreme caution titties saggier than your nans are very hostile and may chomp off your dick faster than "O niel"(common name for your local pedo) after kiddies. Ricebagitis is known and scientifically proven to be the leading cause of virginity being more damaging to their sex life than posting "#1 victory royal". Sufferers of this diseases penises tend to be smaller than average having a droopy bellend and an oversized foreskin.
Luke- oi bruv u erd about that kid saggy rice bags?
Kieron- nah heard hes got some saggy ass nips
Luke- yeh man that kid liams ricebags are droopier than robs dick in the girls changing rooms
Kieran- HAHAHHAHA fucking queer!"
Legal substitute for the phrase “Jesus Christ”
Cheese n rice Kyle! The fucking condom isn’t meant for your balls!