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If you have socks on it’s not gay, because you’re not committed to the act. But if no socks are on then it is gay because you are committed to it. But if the socks are comfortable, (fluffy, just nice feeling to the feet) then it automatically cancels out the rule.
The homie was upset about not getting head last night so John said fuck it I got socks on I’ll suck it! Did you guys hear about Greg the other day? He took it up the ass by 6 dudes that shits gay! Nah he had socks on so it’s okay because of the sock rule.
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The nazi rule is simple. In any debate, argument, or other two or more sided discussion, the party(and all others with an associated opinion) that first brings of Nazis is instantly the loser of said discussion, argument, whatever. This is a simple principle that applies to all people in all places.
Party A: I really like German chicks. All tall and blonde and such.
Party B: I'm more fond of shortish brunettes, 'specially the pale ones.
Party C(To B): I agree dude, pale is seksi.
Party B: Plus, German chicks are Nazis. Nazis are fscked up, therefore German chicks are gross.
Party A: Dude, 'nazi rule' you guys both lose.
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Any person that one thinks is interested in them, is not.
"Hmmm, I think she likes me. Oh, Rule 10..."
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51. That one chick
52. Awww hell naw
53. There are no rules
54. Follow all rules
55. Paradoxes are science fiction
56. Avatar is alien porn
57. There are such a thing as super heroes
58. Super heroes are fake
59. You have heard a lie
60. Everyone has cancer
61. Everything can give you cancer
62. Sleeping is death
63. Snoring causes death
64. Smoking can kill
65. Smoking can't kill
66. You are confused
67. If your not your confusing
68. Movies can be made from anything
69. Hah... 69
70. Hah... 69 plus one
71. Rules are meant to be broken
72. You can not break all rules
73. Rule 69 is the #1 rule
74. Cartoons are for kids
75. Political cartoons are demoters
76. It's all math and science
77. It' a religion
78. Toys are for all ages
79. All toys are meant to be played with
81. Gibberish is the most common known language
82. There is a Hi for everyone
83. Not everyone waves
84. When your driving down the road stop
85. Google is god
86. The world is never ending
87. The Myens are not dead
88. There is no national treasure
89. God hates Mac users
90. Use Mac and you go to hell
91. Everything's a pet
92. Your ass
93. Rule #92 is amazing
94. There is no escaping fate
95. She fucking hates you for saying she said that
96. There are no more rules
97. Rule #71
98. You believe 96 you fail
99. It's hard to fail
100. There is no end
Rules of the world #100 there is no end
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A game where grown men run around a cricket oval, kicking a ball around the place in a scrappy sort of fashion.
A game where ball control and handling counts for nothing, as long as you kick the ball.
A game that is simple and one-dimensional and doesn't require much thought process to follow or participate in... 'catch, kick... catch, kick....'
'He KICKS it down to the midfielder who then KICKS it to the full forward where he takes a marvellous CATCH and he KICKS a goal... what a 'brilliant' play, what a game of aussie rules'
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a real gangsta rapper unlike the fake ass bitch 50 who talk alot shit of about him but also has an restraning order on him he calls him pussy and wanksta but what happened when he stabbed his ass its murda bitch
real gangsta rappper bitch murda
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(n.) Rule of dating etiquette that dictates whether or not you can date a prospective girl/boy without being a kiddy-diddler. It states that if your prospective mate could recite the alphabet by the time you were born, they're too old to pursue a romantic relationship with.
Often seen as a stricter alternative to the half your age plus 7 rule.
Rachel wanted to be Jess's girlfriend, but the ABC rule prevented her from doing so.
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