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When to people get on Call Of Duty and throw a grenade back and forth until on dies.
Ryan: hey I getting on Cod
Yegor: sick I'll get some friends and we can do a russian hot potato tournament
Ryan: no way jack has E.O.D he just catches it and charges it
A russian bow-tie is when a man has his testicles cut off and shoved down his throat before death. one on each side of the adam's apple resembles the look of a bow-tie Usually, a sign they are a snitch (доносчик), disrespected someone in the group, or to send a message.
Gopnik gangster 1: You should have seen it! I had to run in 5 meters in the snow to catch this guy. Used a splitting ax to take off his testicles for the trouble it brought me. lol
Gopnik gangster 2: Is Boris talking about that story again? He tells everyone that one "Russian bow-tie" story
Gopnik gangster 3: He just got to the part about the splitting ax
While having sex grabbing a woman's 2 braids and using them as oars as you enter and exit
YOOOOOOO TERY I MET THE HOT BROAD AT THE BAR AND I GAVE HER THE RUSSIAN ROW BOAT
When a guy tucks his boner into his waistband in an effort to conceal it.
Brian had a huge boner so he had to give himself a Russian belt buckle.
Where beauty meets the beast.
A tantalizing gathering of luscious Eastern European femininity found living in cyberspace. Women of all ages, preferences as well as intent; each looking to share a happy ending with that special someone.
Hot Russian brides know how to make you smile.
Sticking a grenade in your mouth and pulling the pin.
Comrades! Tonight, we do Russian Pop Rocks! Cyka Blyat!
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When a man puts his limp penis inside of a woman's vagina and it slowly becomes erect whilst inside the vagina, inflating in the space like a balloon.
Man, I gave that hooker a real good Russian Spy Balloon last night