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Smashing your salad can be used in many contexts; the most commonly is ''Want me to come over and smash your salad?''
It is a reference to a hand job.
Boy: Come round and smash my salad out for me ;)
Girl: Sorry, smashing my own salad, you should be smashing your salad by yourself!
A females heart shaped round but that looks so good you want to smash your face in it.
Damn. She got that smash face ass. Ass so big make you want to smash your face in it.
To finish a meal/food item in a short period of time
When a guy gives it to a girl (or another guy) very hard during sexual intercourse
“Man, I smashed that sub.”
“Jamie and I got it in last night. Dude, I smashed that a**.”
The tater smash is when two are engaged in heterosexual sex (doggystyle) the male reaches deeply in the anal cavity of the women grabbing all he could find of the remains of defection. Once in the hand the female spits on the waste and shoves it in the males rectum.
Wow dude, I heard that last night Adrian and Pelli Tater Smashed while Scott sat in the corner solo tater smashing.
Scott told me last night that he and Hannah tater smash under the dinner table and got caught in the act.
When you're stopped by county law enforcement and explain that you are rushing home to smash and they high five you and say "smash pass!" Aka not cop-blocking ;)
Criminal: I'm on my way home to bang my wife
Officer: SMASH PASS
*high fives*