Special towel

The dark towel one puts down for their lady when it's naughty times as she is having her period. Used to avoid getting blood anywhere.

I think my lady is on the rag so it looks like we might have to use the special towel tonight

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Garlic Special

the process of driving a garlic covered stake into a women's vagina to make sure she's not a vampire and then slamming her(thanks twilight series)

Megan Fox Garlic special

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special spare

a special spare occurs when a couple, both with commitments to kids and families from previous relationships, organise together time as a romantic treat, be it a weekend off and away or generally quality time spent alone.

"hey, Abe, can you take the kids next weekend? I'm out on a special spare with Paul."

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Extra Special

A slang term for "retarded."

Man, you are extra special, my dude.

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Special Snowflake

A term used by people to describe kids who aren’t disabled but act like it.

Look at Josh over there, he’s a bit of a special snowflake.

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special shower

When you go into the bathroom and come back an hour later suspiciously not having showered at all. There is an implication of jerking off in the bathroom, yet it's subtle enough to be used to embarrass people without eavesdroppers getting any ideas.

guy 1: dude did you just go and have a special shower? You were in there for ages!
guy 2: what?! No! I swear I didn't!

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willy wonka special

A type of sex

I tell her bitch be gentle I'm trying to get the willy wonka special

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