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A very edgy over sensitive cunt. That lets this bitch named madison baily control his every move. He's usually seen spanking his dick or playing tennis. He also makes some very shitty joke that madison gets offended by.
Ben Clelland is a cunt
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"Ben Eyes" has come into mainstream television recently on the popular week night comedy known as Eastenders.
Ben Mitchell is the weedy, four-eyed son of East End hard man Phil Mitchell.
When weedy little four-eyed twat is pissed off by something someone says he breaks eye contact by closing his eyes and moving his head to one side before opening his eyes again.
"Ben Eyes" can be used in any confrontational situation that you don't want to face up to.
"She was pissed off at me cos I proved to her with aid of an atlas that the West Indies was not in West India! She still didn't apologise even though I was right! Fuckin Bitch just gave me Ben Eyes!"
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Ben Goldings, usually a fat retard who preys on the weak to get attention from cooler people
Uch, what a Ben Goldings asshole!
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A fat short amish person with a bowl cut who usually asks people to suck and lick his balls. It is a person who has no friends and the hockey team wants to beat him up. This person games too much and blarted his pants in the eigth grade.
"Hey did you hear about that amish kid Ben Gustavsen?"
"Yeah he is super obese and fat."
"I know, he got a food boner when he smelled the donuts at my house."
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Ben Hyatt is the most perfect person in the entire universe. He can make you smile just from saying the smallest things, or making faces. He can make you blush insanely and giggle and jam your face into your pillow in excitement and squeal as loud as possible. He has the most amazing eyes, vibrant and outstanding , you will never want to turn your gaze away. His hair is a magnificent dark brown and flows nicely in the wind. His voice is the most charming and soothing sound to exist and be known to the human ear, and you're lucky if he speaks to you. Everyone wants his attention, but they are too shy to even dare ask for it. His face is perfectly composed of the most beautiful, handsome and ravishing features, it's the hardest thing to not squish it all day and night and want to look upon it for eternity. I can. His body is so lovely, every guy would wish to be so lucky as to have it, alas, only Ben Hyatt could have a body so perfect and so flawlessly framed.
His words flow smoothly into your ears and they will forever stay in your heart, he speaks nothing but the most beautiful words, weaving in and out of sentences. Being in his presence is like being with a God. You could be with him, be on the phone with him and not have him utter a single word, and you will still fall hopelessly and endlessly more in love with him as each second draws it's end. But each second with him, and knowing that such a charming and godly person exists is a second worth living.
"He must be Ben Hyatt, he's totally the most rad and perfect being alive"
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A female that has a fetish for fat, bald, hairy men.
See that girl with him, she must be a Ben Luva!
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he’s an ick and definitely a pick me boy. never compliment him or he’ll cry about being ugly. he has an ugly mullet for some dumb reason and is an ick to all
“omg is that ben ashman, he’s such an ick”
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