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I lost my banking statements all finances unexpectedly included.
It's the card off I lost credit expenses now I have to consolidate. I'm a cancelled client
Someone who plans a gathering and doesn’t show up. Does not answer the phone, goes MIA for days. Reply’s months back later.
Don’t you dare and pull a Maria card on me
There it goes, a Maria card
Larlee Cards is a drinking game created by the venerable Mr. Larlee of Demarest.
Player 1-???
The rules:
1. Place the deck on any surface
2. Choose who draws first (if your playing by yourself, pick yourself)
3. Draw a card
4. If the card is higher than 5, take a shot
5. If the card is lower than 5, take a shot
6. If the card is 5, take two shots
7. Play until someone blacks out
I just played Larlee cards and Amanda tried to get me to sleep with her best friend
throwing the cards on the floormeans the team surrenders because their cards suck.
He ended up throwing the cards on the floor because he couldn't catch up in the card game
your driver's licsense
"dude, i got my hard card the day after my brithday!"
When an individual is completely refusing to follow the rules or acting in a completely irresponsible manner, usually with no respect to the outcome.
Derived from a Jordan Holmes story of a soccer playing committing an offense, receiving a yellow card, eating said card, then receiving a red card for eating the yellow card, and finally eating the red card while being ejected from the game.
Lawyer 1: "Oh god my client is refusing to hand evidence over to the state, he is destroying any chance of winning this case and I might be sanctioned over this."
Lawyer 2: "Your client is really trying to eat the red card on this one."
Someone with a beautiful face.
A gorgeous and beautiful person.
Zendeya is gorgeous. Her face card never declines.