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A type of missionary sex position between two men where the man inserting his penis into the others anal cavity also jerks the other one off and they ejaculate at the same time.
Jim: so you fucked him while you also jerked him off?
Guillermo: yes I call it the Guillermo cream dream
The act of laying on top of a girl after ejaculating onto her stomach.
Bro, I was so tired after jerking off onto Tessa's stomach that I just ended up ice cream sandwiching her after.
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When the man, wearing a Larry Bird jersey, is about to nut he backs off behind the three point line. This allows the woman, wearing a Paul Pierce jersey, to gather her explosive diarrhea. He then nuts on a nerf basketball, shoots the three in her ass, and she rejects the shot at the rim... obviously.
"I was going for a triple double but she blocked my boston cream pie at the buzzer."
After eating Hot Chicken you hook up with an ovulating girl from a bar, fucker her and while simultaneously Cumming inside her shit shit out hot chicken everywhere.
Nashville Cream pie I Nashville Creampied a girl I picked up last night. Nashville Creampie
When you have to much salad dressing on your big toe.
Wow! Did you see all that smear utter cream?
When you jizz on a midget's face then toss them out of bed.
Me: "Remember that midget stripper I brought home last weekend?"
You: "Unfortunately, yes."
Me: "I gave her a flying cream pie and this time I flung her all the way into the kitchen!"
You: "Nice."
A drink that comes in a long tube-like bottle that only comes out if you squeeze the jelly substance out.
Girl: I love dad’s cream soda.
Gay Man: I do too!
Straight Man: NASTY!