Menarchial Disease

A disease in which the female body (animal or human) produces tumors. These tumors take approximately one month to develop to appropriate size before releasing from the inner wall and becoming loose in the body. As an automatic self-defense mechanism, the body purposely wounds itself in order to capture and trap said spherical annoyances. In turn, gravity just happens to be its first option to expel these tumors from the body. It’s possible to take medication to prevent these tumors from growing, but it also beleaguers the female immune system. Surgery is included as a secondary option.

Sorry, I have Menarchial Disease so I'm in rehab this week.

milk disease

milk disease is what you get when you have drank more milk than water for over a week

lexie: i haven’t drank water in a week but i have drank lots of milk

abi: omg lexie, you have milk disease!

bathroom disease

Any disease or digestive problems involving regular bodily maintenance/functions. These tasks may often be revolting to others or embarassing for the afflicted person leading to the task being performed in the privacy of bathroom stall.

I will not be constrained by another bathroom disease! That's why I choose...""

White Man In The Room Disease

when a White man who is part of a larger group which includes minorities and/or women, feels that he must share “his” (often unsolicited, typically incorrect) knowledge and/or experience as it pertains to a discussion not involving him.

Bill is married to a Karen, he suffers from White Man In The Room Disease. He feels that he should be the authority on a particular subject in the group, simply because he’s White.

SND (Social Networking Disease)

Any virus or bug that infects your computer due to having too many friends on your social networking site that don't run the proper security software on either their site or their computer.

I caught a nasty SND (Social Networking Disease) on Facebook the other day and had to reconfigure my entire system.

Disease-Catcher

Someone who goes out without a mask in order to catch the common coronavirus.

Too many Disease-Catchers in the store. I’ll go this evening.

cryaloteashanus disease

It is a fake disease that means that you are a total crybaby. Used as a slang word, it will cause one to cry for any little problem one might have. Side effects include bushy hair, fatness, and extreme anger issues. People with Cryaloteashanus Disease suffer for life from no friends because they bully others. They have parents that spoil them to the core as a child so they never earn ethics. These people should be watched out for because of the sadness they bring. Don't be fooled by the thin veneer of a crybaby. Just ignore and walk away. They are also considered annoying.

This boy cries all the time and suffers from Cryaloteashanus Disease!