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An outgoing president who has no real power and never had before, being himself ruled like a puppet by his master.
- Why does Medvedev look so upset of losing the office? For him, nothing has changed - he never was a president and wouldn't be again.
- Yeah, the tame duck is just quacking.
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A man that spins counter clockwise while in his male partner. The rotation resembles the shape of a ducks genitalia.
See that guy, he's definitely a duck daddy, you can tell by his glutes.
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the oldest member in the group who seems responsible enough to be the lead Duck! Once established other will follow, typically they'll be younger and much more dumber, these followers will be the ducklings! Mama Duck cares for the well being of her ducklings and will always be followed by her ducklings even if he/she doesn't want to be followed.
Hey who that? Oh, that's just Mama Duck! Let's go follow Mama Duck!
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Blowing breath into your partner's mouth during a half-open-mouthed kiss which make him or her looks like a peking duck.
1: find a partner
2: ask him/her nicely if they want to try the peking duck kiss
3: if they agree, grab their face and make sure they won't run away like a duck
4: do the normal kissing, but add a little bit air blowing and see how they like it
5: if they do, blow more
6: if they do not, blow more, if you fail, go back to step 3
7: enjoy
Me: I gave my boyfriend a peking duck kiss...
BFF: How does he like it?
Me: He broke up with me. I blow him away. lol
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When you put on a yellow plastic duck bill and then poke your gf right in the pooper.
Yo homie I was duck poking the literal shit out of your mom last night!
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Weak Nibba that talks shit but can't say it in person
There goes Sucker duck talking shit again
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Very offensive, especially to ducks
James: Duck Off!!!
Harry: Hey! That’s really offensive
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