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Someone who impulsively does an act of desperation out of pure lust. A simp but slightly more unhinged.
Matthew Costello: My gf (anika) who lives 7 and a half hours away broke up with me for the 6th time this week!
*proceeds to drive 7 and a half hours for the 6th time that week* (repeat this cycle every week 6 times)
A chubby man who you cant trust. He is quick to anger and loves eating as much as they can
Who is that fat guy over there eating
Oh that's Matthew (name)
"Bro I saw Matthew yazbek giving dom pino a handy during Lunch yesterday"
Someone who continuously makes overarching generalizations and uses Facebook as their fact checker. Is also the biggest slacker in the work place.
Matthew Iraqi sucks ass.
my gorgeus fiancee who is an absolute dingo but i love him
" whos a cutie wootie" words of matthew george smith x
Is a wanker and wanks everyday. he can't cum at all. he has never had a girlfriend before and has a 2 micrometer penis. you should never have Matthew Taylor as a boyfriend he will just wank off all day
Matthew Taylor is a wanking shithead
THE DOMNATOR
here he is MATTHEW "THE DOMINATOR" FACEY
Hey Your name is Matthew Facey You must be a DOMINATOR.