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Mexican Ass

When your ass crack gets all slimy, sweaty and stinky because you didn't wipe good enough.

I took a shit this morning and went to the gym. Now I need to wipe because I have Mexican Ass.

by L G Miller April 26, 2007

81๐Ÿ‘ 132๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mexican Halloween

Popularized by the program Two And A Half Men (Season 9, Episode 10, The war against gingavitis):
The act of performing a drug deal with someone of mexican descent.

Berta's doorbell rings, she hands over a package, receives some cash in exchange and says "gratsias, adios".
Alan asks what that was about, Berta replies "It's Mexican Halloween".

by JT The Super Greek November 11, 2012

87๐Ÿ‘ 148๐Ÿ‘Ž


mexican lasagna

beans in a girl's pussy.
black beans, if she's african.

Shaun: "Our friend Jenni told us about her mexican lasagna."
Greg: "Black?"
Shaun: "No, lima."

by Timothy Emanuel II May 22, 2009

18๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mexican tuxedo

The unseemly ensemble of a denim jacket worn with blue jeans.

"Are those Chuck Taylors?"
"I don't know, but she's wearing a Mexican tuxedo."

by B. Building May 5, 2006

63๐Ÿ‘ 99๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sexy Mexican

a man, mexican or not, who can sing La Bamba and can pelvic thrust and is hot

Wow. That sexy mexican sure can dance.

by bob333 April 24, 2007

16๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mexican gold

An aluminum can, most often used by Mexican people to trade in to recycling centers in order to obtain cash money.

Dude, you can't just leave your Mexican gold outside! It'll be stolen by Mexicans therefore rendering you unable to redeem the CRV you paid for those cans!

by The Fecalizer March 6, 2011

8๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


mexican facepaint

you take a dump on a girls chest and use your weiner as a paintbrush and the poop as paint and paint the girls face

I totally gave some girl some mexican facepaint

by j-manbingo May 24, 2008

8๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž