Adj. A servile, preferably Italian mistress whose duties include noodle slurping, dough pulling, flour sprinkling, and pasta machine cranking.
“Noodle Wench! Crank my moist dough, PRONTO! Mama Mia!”
when your body is stiff after practice or extraneous exercise
oh damn i got sever stiff noodle syndrome after competition yesterday
man me to
A Chinese origin person that just got totally busted or found out for wrong doing.
Tony: So why happened to Wong?
Kenneth: They round our it was him, he’s ended up a Crispy Noodle
usually a male, who becomes very limp and easily manipulated by whatever female's lap he wants to
get into but never does and just appears weak
That guy's a lap noodle for any chick that will talk to him.
When you're in the act of giving a hand-job whilst whistling "Yankee Doodle Dandy". The object is to make the guy cum during the course of the song or have to repeat until he does. Same scenario can happen also while a guy is masturbating.
I was giving my boyfriend a handy J and started whistling Yankee Doodle Dandy, cuz it was 4th of July and when I got to the up-tempo part he was screaming Yank My Noodle Dandy.
When someone combines: LSD, Magic Mushrooms, 2CB, MDMA, Ketamine, Weed, Nitrous, Mescaline & DMT.
I think im going to Noodle Flip tonight
A person who searches Google images for pictures of famous dicks
While watching Lethal Weapon, Scott mentioned that Mel Gibson has an oddly purple hued penis head. It was at that moment that I knew Scott was a Noodle Googler