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An ugly, useless, odd-eyed, actress, who is terrible at almost everything she does publicly. Her voice and reaction in acting is that of a 5 year old's. Her scream is terrible and very threatening. She is also getting older and older and older every hour of every day. It is believed she gets plastic surgery and Botox behind the eyes of the media.
Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a horse. Her head is shaped like a foot too!
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Ejaculate all over Russia from your backyard.
"Let's crank that Sarah Palin."
"Now that's international relations."
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Where kids are grinding hazelnuts at 2 a.m. You never call your teacher "professor." Where the weird kids in high school are considered normal and the normal kids are considered weird. You will walk in on your roommate having gay sex at any given point in the day... or night. The whole experience is devised as fuck.
Lesbian 1: Yo dude who are you writing about for your conference project in Underwater Basket-Weaving Through the Lens of Feminist Intersectionality in 1800's France?
Lesbian 2: Borg....
The one straight person on campus: These Sarah Lawrence College kids are fucking weird
Kayley Sarah Ranjit is known as a tater tot. She looks like she smells like tires, wood, and little bit of pee. Vinnie Hackers #1 fan and stalks him everyday so she can cum to his posts. She enjoys riding giraffes like the lil freak she is. 😍. She gets off to other men’s pubes being on fire and has anal sex with her friends everyday for her daily workout!
Ronald : Hey you know that rides giraffes?
Galavanting : Kayley Sarah Ranjit? Y-yeah man s-shes m-my biggest c-c-crush...
sarah seems to be a bitchy person but once you get to know her she is very nice and bubbly person she is extremely tall with brown hair hazel eyes she falls for bruised eyed men.
sarah catherine stafford the grinch/salmon/cheese the not fish
Every January 11th is Sarah Appreciation day! Appreciate every Sarah that you know, and show her so much love!
Dude, go appreciate Sarah for being a good friend!
It’s Sarah Appreciation Day! She’s such an amazing best friend!