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The absolute best, BEST animal ever to live.
Jake: Hey, look at that tiger shark!
Joe: Wow!
Jimmy: Sheeeesh
it looks like a tiger, which makes it cool. it also will eat anything from tires to entire knight suits. they can get up to 20 to 25 feet long. when they get older their stripes disappear. these guys are some of the most aggressive sharks around. be careful around them as they can be found in shallow waters
"Yo the Tiger Shark is pretty cool."
"Yeah, but have you heard of a Great White?"
This basically means that your best friend is fucking the living shit out of your Ex. But hey, ask him how your dick taste.
We were just watching a shark movie... nothing else happened.
Probably some girl who posts a lot
Gina posts a lot, she is a internet shark
A show where people talk behind closed doors because if a contestant could actually open the doors and look behind them, they wouldn't be sharks, they would just be funny looking people like the ones that lived next door or down the street from you as a kid.
The shark tank wasn't full of sharks, the contestants were full of shit.
A show where the contestants don't leave their egos at the door, they leave them behind the door in a dark place where nobody can see or get to them.
Shark Tank isn't full of water or sharks, just a bunch of obnoxious and funny looking people like some of the ones you grew up with.
A literal shark tank, in the second James Bond book that Ian Fleming wrote -- "Live and Let Die", published in 1954. (I don't know if it's in the movie, which I never saw, but I know it's quite different from the book.)
Throw that Limey spy in the shark tank!