cock sock

Cock sock - the foreskin.

Long: Whoohaa, you're cock sock is missing!
John: That's because I'm circumcised, asshat.

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sock monkey

a monkey in a sock

As in "C'mere honey... hey look! I got it open! Now come slurp on my sock monkey!"

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burnin' socks

a secret way of saying cock block so your girl won't know what your talking about.

john, quit burnin' socks all the time

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jack-in-the-socks

v: The art of jacking off into a used sweat sock; usually used by dorm guys, teenage males, single guys and husbands - so, pretty much 'every' guy.

Cleanups are a breeze when you use jack-in-the-socks!

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wooly sock

the penis, after prolonged sex with an out of control bush.. we're talking jungle rainforest bush here. penis will be limp and furry, resembling a wooly sock.

Guy: Aw man, this is so gnarly! I gotta wash off my wooly sock!
Girl: ... what's a wooly sock?
Guy: ... please buy a razor

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cock sock

More commonly known as a condom

Girl: Did you bring protection?
Guy: Yup, I have my cock sock right here!

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dry socks

trying to be sarcastic to someone annoying

(person hits their head on door)
person #1:i just hit my head

person #2: shut your dry socks up

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