Rural Dictionary

Walking Dead Zone

A Walking Dead Zone is an area for people with mobile phones who are currently experiencing the inconvenience of not being able to transmit to a nearby mobile site, base station, or any other similar Wi-Fi points of access. In these areas, the mobile phone is said to be in a state of outage. Walking Dead Zones is usually where Wi-Fi service is not available because the signal between the handset and mobile site antennas is blocked or severely reduced, usually by hilly terrain, spooky graveyards, dense foliage, physical distance, or interference from the Talking Dead. This will cause most mobile phone users who have no means of transportation to keep “walking “ until they are finally within range of a verifiable signal. Some of these Talking Dead who are traversing the Walking Dead Zones, have been known to utter out incoherent ramblings, such as, “Out of range!” “Out of range!”

Kelly: “Where’d Derek go, Brandon?”
Brandon: “Him and a few of his friends are in a Walking Dead Zone, somewhere between here and the abandoned church.

Kelly: “Well, he better hurry up and get back here in time for The Walking Dead ‘else I’m gonna start watching The Jerry Springer Show, I’m a telling you what!”

by yyuryyubicuryy4me July 29, 2018

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Walk my fish

Telling someone that you are going to walk your fish is a nice way of saying you don't want to do something.

"Do you want to hang out?"

"Sorry, can't I need to walk my fish."

by toted August 11, 2018

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duck walk

When you accidentally shit a little but catch the shit nugget between your cheeks by squeezing your ass tight to hold it until a shitter can be reached.

Chet farted but accidentally shit instead and had to hold to duck walk to bathroom to keep from letting the shit out.

by mtothephillips July 5, 2010

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