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When the Pokémon Jess has spread her sicknesses though technology and Air the way to cure of this to contain her or take care of the sickness you have of it
“Oh SHET JESS DISEASE KILL HER”
When a female has pronated, wide, curvy, soft, sweet, hot, delicious hips.
Damn see that milf, she got Colorado hip disease
A rare disease that originates mainly in older children or younger to middle aged teenagers, however this disease in some rare occasions can carry on to adulthood or in very seldom cases through the persons entire life. This disease consists of creating unreal scenarios, actions, and invents. A common one in younger patients is pointing out false voice cracks, while not seeming too severe it can get extremely aggravating for other accomplices. This disease is caused mostly during pre-mature childbirth when the cerebral cortex is not fully develop and cannot completely develop differentiation between real and fake.
*Friends talking* "Was that a voice crack!?" "uhm... no." "Yes it was you liar!" "I think you might have Stewart's Disease, you should get that checked out." "OMG you voice cracked!" "It's terminal..."
The obsession with buying jackets. It's pretty serious and un-turnt.
-Dude, I just bought this jacket! It was on sale!
-Did you "need" a jacket?
-No, but it was on sale. I saved like $30!
-But you didn't really need the jacket?
-No, what's your point?
-If you didn't really need the jacket, then you didn't really save $30.
-What are you saying? I must have like Suzy Orman's Disease or something?
-Yes, I don't have it, you do. Be jelly.
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Noun/ Goo-r•meh•rian/
A chronic progressive neurological disease that makes someone mention the word 'Nationalism' when Indians criticize Pakistan. It is marked especially by frothing in mouth, rigidity in stance, slowness of brain, impaired mental judgment, and acute heart ache. In some rare cases it also makes people prostitute their dead loved ones for the sake of fame.
He has Gurmeharian Disease, why else he would defend Pakistan and its extremism?
A type of disease that makes your voice very deep.
Person 1: Yo, why the fuck does Jeef bergey sound like he’s on sulfur hexafluoride?
Person 2: Oh he just has Dillon Francis Disease.
That one time Ewan almost killed us in December after going to his barbecue
Person 1 - "Hey remember that one time we had Ewan disease"
Person 2 - "Oh yeah, that shit sucked"