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Celeb disease

When a celebrity gets away with being a terrible person because of their status.

Dude isn’t _______ so cool? No dude you just have celeb disease.

by carebearcares#7 December 8, 2023


Soyman's Disease

A disease of the hands, that gives the hands a purple color due to the surplus of asian discipline.

Hey brandon, did u find a cure for soyman's disease?

Shut up!!

by Brandon Zheng April 8, 2011


Schlong Disease

An STD only transmitted by the inclusion of perverted ideas into the intimacy that is the human reproductive process.

“Bro did you hear about Jay? He had severe schlong disease from that orgy a while back.”

by Mr. Tiny Meat March 24, 2020


diseasive

It's deceitful, evil and deceased.

The calorie content of those Chicken Littles was very diseasive.

by Diseasive November 17, 2014


Action Movie Disease

The phenomena in which the dialogue in action movies is much too quiet, while the action scenes are far too loud; forcing the viewer to constantly increase and decrease the volume.

I love John Wick but I hate how I constantly have to increase the volume while people are talking and decrease the volume during action scenes. This is a typical case Action Movie Disease.

by Gwynnyyy January 6, 2024


Alzdriver's disease

Old-timers so befuddled while driving they forget where they're going and where they came from. Usually go 10 miles per hour below speed limit looking for familiar surroundings which they wouldn't recognize anyway.

Why is that old fart driving so frickin' slow? Yep, Alzdriver's disease.

by Wordclown January 3, 2014


Designer Disease

The ailments associated with the Graphic Design field; from Carpal Tunnel, to eye strain and headaches.

I love what I do, but this Designer Disease is difficult to work with sometimes.

by feathersonaflume November 15, 2014