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Q-tip

A deadly weapon used to destroy your ear.

He was bleeding after that terrorist used a q-tip on him.

by Little Pie02 April 22, 2017


Q-tip

An old person. They look like Q-tips with fuzzy white hair and white tennis shoes.

It's a bus load of Q-tips headed for the casino.

by Who wouldn't wanna be me February 21, 2022


Q-tip

Old people. Skinny body topped with fluffy white hair.

I'm stuck behind a car full of q-tips, so I'm running late.

by aerozeppelinn July 19, 2015


Q-Tip

NOUN
An elderly person, usually a woman who quickly pulls out into busy traffic and proceeds at 40MPH below whatever the posted speed limit is. When capable drivers, that should actually be allowed to drive, approach from behind, it can appear as if a Q-Tip was seat-belted in behind the wheel.

Man, I was ripping my V Max up the road and this damn Q-Tip pulled out in front of me!

by Broken Dock September 17, 2019


tips on the nags

shite, safe as OAP maisonettes. sound as a church, set in jelly

all the way from the orchard to the plastic bottle, bummers cider. whats with the attitude, i sense it.

by reggie? no thanks March 13, 2003


Thigh Tip

Knee Cap; the end of your thigh.

He put his hands on my thigh tips and I was uncomfortable.

by MobyLover February 2, 2019


Jessie’s Tip

When you have a bad experience at a hotel or another type of rental, so you leave a “fecal transaction” in the toilet for their troubles.

The stove in the cottage doesn’t work, the steps are broken and there’s no toaster, I’m leaving them a Jessie’s tip on the way out.

by Uncle J! August 27, 2023