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A turd thats so super stinky and sticky that it fills not only the toilet with dirtines, but it leaves your butt hole, ass crack, and bathroom poopy.
Oh my Gawd, I just made a rinky dinky stinking rotten dirty turd.
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a man juggling 3 hot turds in 5 minutes without letting one slip
wow look at that man juggling three brown hot dogs....hang on, their not hot dogs, they are human poo...wow he is one hot mo fo....no actualy he is THE TURD JUGGLER
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1. An eater of shyst
2. Also known as the asshole in a card game.
1. That guy is meng, he's a turd monger
2. Meng Huo: JP, why are you always the turd monger? You suck!
JP: You sunk my battleship.
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is a disorder in which from oral sex involving the action of "hairy fish", pubic hairs are digested in large ammounts and appear in the fecal matter, thus being a "hairy turd"
Man Looks at his toilet bowl.
"Wtf...?"
"Wife walks in
"I know, I have a patch missing"
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A homosexual or gay man.
Bruce is such a turd burgular.
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A homosexual act defined by one male "smuggling" the fecal matter in another male's anus with his penis.
Will and I smuggled each other's turds all night before we realized we had missed our Bette Midler concert.
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Human excrement that, for whatever reason, appears to look more like tofu than human dung.
My god, I just shat a curd turd. It looks like a bleached pickle.
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