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Turtle Ride

Sometimes a man comes along, a man that looks like Carlos Beltran, but dances like a Turtle. No, it's cool. George looks like Turtle.

Turtle get the car!!!

Who wants a Turtle Ride!!!

by It's Brian July 22, 2006

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Turtle smuggler

Front pouch of large proportion conveying image of a turtle captive within pants. Usually a female phenomenon but not exclusive. Takes cameltoe to new heights and is the 45+s ,revenge on the muffin top - in fact it's opposite Flesh distribution

Marys choice of waist high pant meant today was going to celebrate the turtle smuggler within.

by P Waffle June 10, 2011

3๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


turtle face

The appropriate insult for somone who is such a dickhead that they make posts or define words under somone else's name.

Look at phi's definitions of pup, fo eva, and slutbag. Phi did not write those, it was some turtle face.

by phi December 5, 2004

3๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


Crystal Spring Turtle

Giving somebody a crystal spring turtle is a sexual act. It involves one parter "prairie dogging" a piece of feces in and out of their rectum, while the other either urinates or ejaculates on the half protruding feces. The partner then pulls the feces back in, like a turtle retreating into its shell.

Guy #1: Hey bro i heard you gave Sally a crystal spring turtle last night

Guy#2: Hell yea man! I crystal spring'd all over that turtle!! Jealous??

Guy#1: Uuuhh...not really

by Badassboyscout May 14, 2009

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Ninja Turtle Feet

The way socked feet look after spending time in flip flops.

Didn't have time to put on shoes this morning, guess I'll have Ninja Turtle Feet for the rest of the day.

by Mrmcchicken February 5, 2012

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Turtle head graffiti

another way of saying "skid marks". "Turtle head poking out" often refereed to as Needing to take a dump so bad that a lil pokes out. "Graffiti" represents the skid marks in one underwear via "turtle head".

Looks like you tagged your gonch with turtle head graffiti.

by Ian Purvis June 27, 2011

9๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


sea turtles, mate

An explanation for an event that one cannot, or does not wish to, explain in a logical way.

Originated from the Pirates of the Caribbeans franchise

How did you escape the island?
Sea turtles, mate.

by yardnoc June 27, 2015

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