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Alabama hot waffle

The combination of the Alabama hot pocket, and waffle stomp. Where the male significant other defecates into the females vagina, and continuously presses it down, forcefully, with his foot.

β€œOh my god my boy friend and I tried to do a Alabama hot waffle last night... we both showered for over an hour afterwards.”

by Yeller teller January 8, 2021

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


waffle house style

to do something (or someone) quick and easy. Comes from the popular restaurant, which is famous for being able to get food quick and easy. Can be applied to anything, but usually applied to getting some with sluts.

Dave: I don't know who to call because nobody will want to hang if we only have an hour.

Rob: Lets call Gina, we can do her waffle house style

by aaaaannnnnttttthhhhh October 21, 2009

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


hot waffle stomp

When you shit in a shower and proceed to stomp it through the drain.

Had to shit and shower but was in a rush so I had to do the ol' hot waffle stomp.

by Shawnstarring November 17, 2015

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Cleveland hot waffle

The act of shitting on a women’s chest and then smacking the pile of shit with a tennis racket

The bitch got out of control, so I gave her a good β€˜ol Cleveland hot waffle to shut her up

by Funnygirlincanada March 31, 2019

15πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Blue Waffle

A Blue Waffle is a woman whose vagina has turned blue during child birth. After a woman has had a child it is used as a joke to describe her vaginal status.

She is a blue waffle. She has had a kid.

by J Squiggle July 27, 2010

6πŸ‘ 74πŸ‘Ž


twat waffle

1. a used tampon

2. when used as an insult, it means someone you used. they are done doing their job, now you just want to throw them away, never to be seen again.

"That twat waffle needs to stop talking to me!"

by itsjustme8d9 May 9, 2009

3πŸ‘ 29πŸ‘Ž


Soggy Waffle Fucker

1. An individual who pleasures themselves by inserting their dick into a waffle dipped in water or a frozen waffle that has been left in the freezer for too long and becomes soggy when heated.

Zach you are a Soggy Waffle Fucker

We can't keep waffles in the house anymore because Zach is a Soggy Waffle Fucker.

by Gund-Ulfr December 8, 2008

11πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž