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Winged Facial

A vulgar phrase, meant to simultaneously describe the act, displeasure, ridiculousness, and frustration of being attacked and/or bombarded by a swarm of any flying, winged creature(s), to the point of having said creature(s), their body parts, or any debris being carried by them ending up in the eyes and/or facial orifices resulting in disorientation or mild discomfort.

Meant to use some of the parallels related to acts of sexual climax onto one's face to "colourfully" convey a message of feeling "pursued" by forces that have no interest in such acts. Usually meant to convey, frustration or a alternate sense of humour about the situation.

These mosquitos are relentless! They're getting in my eyes, mouth, nose, ears, and hair.

It's like I'm getting a winged facial!

by Demented Definitions May 22, 2019


Wing-Snapper

Someone who you'd think would automatically support you but instead, they speak negatively upon you as you're rising and achieving your goals. They can't stand to see you rise above them in life.

I won't even bother asking for his opinion on it because we all know hes a Wing-Snapper.

by Dan-DahSoulman March 23, 2024


Bone less wings

They are just chicken nuggets. A chicken wing has the bone in but if it doesn’t then it is just a chicken nugget

Costumer: Hey could I get some bone less wings.

Employe: oh did u mean chicken nuggets because they don’t have a bone in them.

by Travis Logan cowles September 8, 2020


boneless wings

A complete lie. The fallacy that is "boneless wings" is really just chicken tenders by another name. A more accurate word would be "wet tenders", "saucy nugs", or "trash".

This restaurant says they have boneless wings. Since they are unethical liars, we should eat somewhere else.

by psyspoop September 17, 2020


mile high wings

Having sex while in an airplane.

Jerry got his mile high wings when he banged the flight attendant in the cockpit.

by DeepDishPizza March 11, 2016


White-winged flufftail

A critically endangered bird. They have white secondary feathers.

I saw white-winged flufftails in Zimbabwe

by AI Goalies April 23, 2018


Crimson Tide Wing Man

Crimson Tide Wing Man

1. A good friend who attends a screening of a 1995 submarine thriller, starring Gene Hackman and Denzel Washington, with you.

2. A good friend who is with you before, during and after you bang a chick in someone else's bed, said chick being on her menstrual cycle, leaving a horrendous red, crimson if you like, smear over the other person's bedsheets. Also known as 'Pulling an Ollie'. N.B. this is not the skateboarding trick of the same name.

Crimson Tide Wing Man

This has, at various times, been called an 'Overlook Hotel Lobby', a 'Bateman Dry Cleaners', and a 'Durty, durty wumman'.

by Dole Monkey Spanker July 17, 2022