31 Gun Salute

31 guys climaxing on a whore during a gang bang

Jenna graves the 31 Gun Salute!

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Sodomizing Gun of Truth

The act of shoving a gun (preferably a rifle or shotgun) into the anus of someone keeping a fact from you, and then threatening to pull the trigger if they don't tell you whatever you want to know.

Michael: Damnit Jake, tell me who tea-bagged me at last night's party!

Jake: No! I'll never tell!

Michael: Then say hello to my little friend, the Sodomizing Gun of Truth!

Jake: Oh shit! Okay fine, it was that fag Redgy!

Michael: Wrong answer bitch!

Jake: No I'm a virgin!

Michael: Spread em'!

Shotgun: (BOOM!)

Jake's Anus: (kersplat)!!!

Michael: That fool, he should've known that Redgy was to busy giving that other queer Ben a Cleveland Steamer to come and tea-bag me!

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Gun To My Head

When you get insulted in any way, or when you just fail at things.

EXAMPLE 1:
Erin: Jordan can't see cause the yellow car cause he has widescreen eyes!
Jordan: Gun To My Head!

EXAMPLE 2:
Tanner: Jordan, you let a girl beat you in soccer conditioning?
Jordan: Gun To My Head!

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Airsoft gun

A wannabe Nerf Gun that shoots boring old pellets

Nerf is better

Me: “Hey Little Timmy, you see that guy with the Airsoft gun?”

“Yeah”

Me: “What is he?”

“A wimp”

Me: “Correct. Very good”

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Gun game

When u shove your whole arm into a girls ass and the flex

I won my gun game last night Suzy couldn't beat me

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Blow Gun

Device used to inflict pain on other males; usually in the genital area. Also, can be used to kill swiggers.

I will shoot your swigger tail with this blow gun!

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Guns n' Roses

A terrible excuse for music. Miserable instrumentalists, lyricists, and composers. Simply put, they FUCKING SUCK! Axl Rose has zero talent, and has to cover it up by whining like a newborn baby.

Slash? Have you morons ever heard of Jimi Hendrix or Eric Clapton? Guns n' Roses couldn't lick Led Zeppelin's sweaty, hairy BALLS!

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