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the day you kiss your favorite softball player ;) (November 1st)
its November 1st go kiss a softball player #national kiss a softball player day
A football player that calls himself a tight end when he hooks up with a fit, attractive girl; but calls himself a lineman on the team when he hooks up with a hefty woman.
Dude, that Illini Utility Player over there is definitely calling himself a lineman tonight when he's done with that beast
A football player that calls himself a Tight End when hooking up with fit, attractive women, and an O lineman when the woman is hefty and unattractive
Dude, that illini utility player is definitely calling himself a lineman tonight after he takes that beast home.
A person who unironically their strange game console 24/7. Constantly asks if others want to play.
“Kenzie why are you always on that switch.” “Because I am a true Nintendo switch player”
Even according to players is a very old term from used in the 50's to describe any given team or single person the ability to win or lose when it comes to playing a game. It may also refer to a person in a group of friends who for whatever reason is unable to grasp the subject of the conversation. It was a polite way to say that someone was stupid.
The gang were all playing a game of cards when Billy walked up and asked who was winning. The gang replied that it was even according to players because "stupid Sam" was one of the players.
A cheesy pick up line often involving little to no intellect, said from a player to their prey in an attempt to secure a sexual encounter by flattering them with one simple phrase.
Ex: "On a scale of 1 to 10, you a 9 and I'm the 1 you need"
"Do you happen to have a bandaid, I scraped my knee falling for you"
Those player lines won't work on me!
That was the lamest player line I've ever heard
The better player is a guy that his skill is excessively better than the average skill capacity
He is a tryhard. No, he is just the better player