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It is the type of brother you do not want at your slumber party. Additionally, these people shower with their dog, cut carrots with their teeth and spit them into salad, and make loud cackling noises when they laugh.
Get your throat-faced brother out of my party!
When you need to urinate and unexpectedly end up taking poop at the same. As they say, “Expect the unexpected!”
Attmay: Did you just take a dump?
Prilay: Yes, why?
Attmay: I thought you just had to tinkle.
Prilay: Expect the unexpected!
Attmay: That must have been a Big Brother Shit!
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When you mix Black breakfast tea, Black coffee, and Redbull or monster creating a breakfast version of the speedball a mixture of Cocain and Heroin what killed Jake from the Blues Brothers
When you really want to sleep though class, just Blues Brothers yourself
I really just want to really fucking sleep for 5 hours.
Don't go full on Blues Brothering yourself, you'll sleep forever.
usually the middle child in a family who is trying to show up his older sibling.
"damn Tyrone, Drew got that {little brother's disease}! Why he always gotta be up in the mix?
Forever my best friend or forever my brother
Bro you're forever my brother
The worst insult known to mankind. Saying this will end the galaxy and all known planets in existence. All life on earth will be completely destroyed as a thottie apocalypse will kill the earth's human population.
Frank: lol ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian
Ken: well ur granny tranny
Frank: Lol ur sister a mister
Ken: *strains hard* don't make me do it man
Frank: Do it you pussy
Ken: UR BROTHER A MOTHER!
*frank gets cut in half by an invisible blade, the moon blows up, and 200 thots appear from every corner as the galaxy explodes.
the worst insult in all of history
Jeoff: ur mom gay
Bill:Ur mom lesbian
Jeoff:ur granny tranny
Bill:ur pappy trappy:
Jeoff: Ur sister mister
Bill: Don't make me do it!
Jeoff: Do it pussy
Bill: ur brother mother
(The sun rams into earth)