splicing the cat

term used for female masturbation

I was splicing the cat last night after watching 50 Shades of Grey

Cat Speak

When you talk like a LOL cat.

Drew: I can haz cheezburger?

Dana: Only if you promise not to use Cat Speak around me ever again.

freezie cat

Someone who feels cold all the time.

My wife is a freezie cat because she feels like it is cold even when it is not!

Bunch of cats

Consisting of more than one cat, lying around having four legs and always chillin. Living the good life. Absolutely contributing to nothing for the greater good of the household.

You all are a bunch of cats.

Fuzzy Cat

Another word for fuzzy is hair
And Another word for a cat is a pussy
Therefore it is a hairy puzzy

guy1: Dude did you finger Sara last night?

guy2: No way she had Fuzzy Cat!

guy1: Ewwwww!

Cat Gyatt

If you see a cat walking with its checks out, holy is that hot. If your cat is flat, might as well send it to BHM

(Cat) Meow
(Me) that cats lowkey got a Cat Gyatt

(Cat) What the actual fuck

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cat with the gat

a Cat with a Gat is a nice, kind, and amazing girl and the most amazing to be around

girl number 1 " omg that girl is such a cat with the gat"
girl number 2 " i know sister"