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To do your girl from the missionary position to the point of climax, then start pounding HER chest with your fists while making monkey noises.
Marcus: My old lady just came back from the hospital with tape around her ribs.
Sam: No shit, what happened?
Marcus: I Donkey Konged her.
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A swamp donkey may be described as:
- A flea and tick infested hairy beast with eyes rolling to the back of her head
- A grimey butt pirate with shooting strands of pubic hair starting from her knees and working up to the face with a cauliflower infested snatch patch
- A slam pig that walks through the bar with fecal fart-icle's following her ready to join your circle jerk
- A man-eating, cock-cannibal who violates the latest fashion fuax paus of butt cleavage.
She has a past medical history positive for herpes simplex 1 and 2, "the clap", "the clam", anal warts, syphilis, and crabs with or without "Henry IV".
Also, she has been called such names as sausage wallet, sasquatch/ yetti, chewbacca, hairy ape woman, bum ninja, colon cowgirl, uncle Fester, cousin It, and donkey lips.
For example; you know you have been picked up by a swamp donkey if when you get in her car, you have to push aside all the Arby's wrappers to sit down. Also upon an up-close inspection you notice grundle butter on her chin. She then turns to you hungry the wolf, giving you the stink eye.
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a swamp donkey is A human female that exhibits characteristics of a swamp donkey are; friend humper, dirty and incredibly ugly, incredibly incredibly! UGLY. usually low morals and divorces husband for smelly little hunchbacked man. and then aborts child from hunched back man to prove love, and she’ incredibly ugly and shes a blood sucking money stealing hooker bag
- i cant believe hes humping that swamp donkey
- dude i hope ur new chick dosent become a swamp donkey
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An dreadful excuse of a human who would only be touched by your ugliest mate on a footy trip at 5:00am.
"Hey Bazza, don't even think about taking that insipid Swamp Donkey back to our hotel
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A very horny guy (usually very drunk) who is thinking with his penis instead of his head.
So tell me again Donkey Pants, you want to give this stripper your car and credit card so she and her friend can go get us some booze?
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those humongous tips people put on thier Honda's exhaust to make them as loud as they can possibly be.
check out john's donkey dick. must've traded his riding lawn mower for that car.
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An irritated diaper-rash-like irritation on your inner thighs and "private areas" caused by excessive sweating due to a combination of heat and excercise
After hiking in the woods all day I have a serious case of swamp donkey going on
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