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Doing an Adam is doing something extremely stupid. It started after my friend Adam got his foot stuck in a football net and tried to run, but failed and face planted into the floor. And once he tried to save a goal but he threw himself into the net by accident. Or that time that he fell over some ice and face planted into someone's shoe. Or, or. 'Nuff said.
Guy 1: Man, is he asking out that chick?
Guy 2: Yeah, he's doing an Adam.
Guy 1: ...
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Listening to, looking at, or watching anything Adam Lambert for a long period of time.
"I'm planning on Adam Lambert-ing my entire flight to Australia."
"Geez, she's been on the computer all day Adam Lambert-ing."
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An incredibly annoying skin disease commonly found in young men. It infects the host, diminishing their mental capacity and reducing them to slobbering immature idiots. Also causes genital deformation and sever attraction to the same sex, leading to sever anal bleeding. Sadly, this disease progresses until the victim is completly consumed by the desire to have sex with men, becoming a complete cum dumpster.
(Rob)Hey, did you see Danial, he got the Adams Disease.
(Dave) Yea, I feel sorry for that little bitch but that asshole had it coming. Did you hear that his penis fell off?
(Rob) Damn that kid has it bad!
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Fanny Adams, bless her sole was found raped and dead under a hedgerow in England in the 19th century.
Now used as a term when refering to a person not having much, not holding a lot.
When he showed his poker hand he had 'sweet Fanny all'.
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Name for any really low quality marijuana. Usually Midis, but can be applied to any really ass weed that gives you more a headache then a high. A last resort when every other option has been exhausted, and is always a disappointment to smoke.
Person 1: Yeah man, we were supposed to smoke some of that blueberry haze, but all he had on him was this Grizzly Adams shit.
Person 2: Damn, Grizzly Adams? Is it even worth it?
Person 1: I hate Grizzly Adams.
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a verry amazing child that squirts his high pressure hose at the security camera
Mason Troy Adams. *squirt* *scilence* *more squirting* *dump truck noises* MASONN
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The act of emailing friends from a mobile device while defecating, usually from the individual's office bathroom. The term is derived from the common practice engaged in by busy young professionals who only have opportunity to email their friends during their time using the restroom.
"Man, Tyler's email had a lot of typos. Must have been a Weekday Adam (WDA)."
"Hey guys, sorry, but I need to leave this meeting a little early. I'll knock out a Weekday Adam (WDA) to some dudes I went to college with and circle back with all of you later."
"Hey Paul and Steve, I had Mexican food last night for dinner, so get ready for a really long Weekday Adam (WDA) about my weekend."
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