hot like the sun

Someone or something who's hot to a higher degree; hotter than hot

Yo man, check out that biddie over there. She's hot like the sun.

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and i was like ahh

Obnoxious people use this phrase after they have recited an anecdote about their petty tribulations.

This is to compensate for their complete absence of wit or original insight into anything.

Teenage girl drops her lipstick.

Girl: Omigod becki, this morning i was like, putting my lipstick on, and then i dropped it and there was lipstick like alllllll over the floor and i was like AHH!!!!
Boy: uhhh... how exactly can you be "like ahh"?
Girl: I apologise for my poor use of English. I tend to use "like" as an all-purpose word. Yes, I was slightly disgrunted at the time, but I wasn't physically comparable to a sound, nor did I actually raise my hands in the air and shout "AHH!"
Boy: I think makeup and clothes stores contain brain-destroying chemicals.
Girl: Help me.

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out like the vapors

Leaving a place relatively quickly.

When Louie's beer shits started acting up in the middle of math class, he realized he'd better be out like the vapors to save himself from the biggest embarrassment of his life.

"I don't wanna rape ya, I just want the paper
The Visa, capisce? I'm out like the vapors."
-Notorious B.I.G., "Dead Wrong"

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treated like starscream

Comes from the old transformers cartoons where Starscream of the Decepticon's would always try his hardest but would somehow go wrong and Megatron the leader of the Decepticons would just say "You fail me again Starscream."

Definition: Someone who tries extremely hard but in the end it blows up in there face and everyone laughs and ridicules them.

Dood, all i tried to do was fix your comp and now im getting fucking treated like Starscream from you assholes.

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Floor It Like Spongebob

n. to drive recklessly and quickly like the (in)famous Boating School episodes from the popular Nicktoon Spongebob Squarepants: can also be compared to "drive it like you stole it" and "drive like a crazy mo-fo."

Mrs. Puff: Okay, now, what do you do next?
SpongeBob: Floor it?
Mrs. Puff: Yes-- no! No! Don't floor it!
SpongeBob: Floor it?!
Mrs. Puff: No, no, don't, don't floor it!
SpongeBob: Okay, floor it!

"Dude what's going on? Why are the cops chasing you?"
"Shut up and Floor It Like Spongebob!"

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feeling like crap

Feeling sad, down, stressed, terrible, fed up, depressed

Feeling like crap can be really hard to deal with sometimes, but I'm always here to cheer you up.

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nobody likes you

A diss for when there is absolutely nothing wrong with a person but you need to say something

HIllary: "Nobody likes you."
Bernie: "Yeah, good OK."

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