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BEFORE YOU PISS YOURSELF AND DISREGARD THIS DEFINITION, PLEASE REALIZE I AM NOT BASHING ATHIEST. JUST ANTI-THEISTS.
USUALLY a huge fag who thinks he is super hxc because he hates religion.
More than likely, all his friends, if he has any that is, thinks he is an idiot
or some kind of retard.
Some qualities an anti theist PROBABLY has:
1. An anarchist
2. Bases his beliefs off of George Carlin's comedy act without realizing that
there is a reason it is called a COMEDY act
3. Has never had a girlfriend
4. Thinks other people don't like him because they are "bl1nd3d bby teH g0dzz
anDD arnt sm4rt enuff 2 c passt 1t. lulz, d1d u no tha '1t' rhyme5 wit 'tit'.
megalulz, ima masturbate now."
5. Listens to music he heard off of Guitar Hero, because none of his friends want to share their musical taste with him. If he knew some of the bands from Guitar Hero believed in God, he would immediately piss himself and go fap his anger off.
6. Will be living with his parents for a loooong time.
Anti-theists should not be confused with an atheist. An atheist is someone who
simply doesn't believe in a God while an anti-theist is retarded and has no
friends.
Regular person: I'm going to church on Sunday, want to come?
Atheist: No thanks, I'm not really into that sort of thing.
Regular Person: Oh, that's cool. I'll see you at work tomorrow.
Anti-theist who overheard their conversation: Faggot, you are blinded by your God and you will suffer from a lack of your false promises! I will enjoy seeing you depressed from having no result in following your false faith!
Regular person: Ahh, fuck, he's not coming into work tomorrow, is he?
Atheist: No, he doesn't have a job. But hey, what more can you expect from an
anti theist?
(The 2 friends walk away, laughing at the anti-theist and his retardedness. The
anti-theist begins to jack off.)
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(n.) That which opposes buttsekz.
Homework and examinations for school or work are commonplace examples of the prevalence of anti-buttsekz. Life.
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A guy who treats women like shit and thinks anyone who doesn't do the same is a simp because he can't comprehend the idea of being a good person and not just being nice to get favors.
Mark: Lauren I like your shirt!
Chad: ew Mark you're such a simp.
Lauren: No Chad you're just an anti-simp douchebag who fails to comprehend that not everyone is an ass like you.
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a pill to take for all those people out there with small dicks who need to make them smaller
"My boyfriend isnt small enough, I need to get him some anti-viagra"
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the community i used to be in and i left it its full of retards and neckbeards who say" REAL VIDEO!!" or "epic nuke"
its fucking annoying dont socialize with these idiots. most of their points are just "cope seethe mald , ratio fetus moment or fatherless child" they think they can take an entire community down with nukes and hacking youtubers which if you ask me is retarded
anti gachas: hahahha cope seethe mald lool
Based guy: dude you cant take a community down you basement dweller. also stop skidding thats bad you weird anti gacha's
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"Oh, yea I don't let my kids get vaccinated."
"Wow. You anti-vaxers are really something else."
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A spin-off of Anti-Centrism which center around the concept of uniting ideologies outside of the Political Compass (For example: Egoism, INGSOC, Social Darwinism and Communalism) to destroy the concept of realism and radicalize everyone to become an off-compass follower. Their goal is to "Magnetize the Compass" and destroy the foundation of sensible political ideologies so that either a utopia or a dystopia (or both, that's the power of doublethink) can be created
Egoist: The compass is a spook
Ingsoc: The compass is doubleplusungood
Social Darwinist: The compass is genetically inferior
Communalist: The compass is a hoarder
All four of them: Let form Anti-Realism
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