April Fools

A time when people believe anything you do is a lie

Guy 1: I fucked your girl
Guy 2: Lol April fools right?
Guy 1: Uhh, yeah you could say that

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20th april

20TH APRIL IS DRINK YOUR BOYFRIEND'S CUM DAY

"Hey hon, yk what day it is?"
"No."
"Ok, here, have this cup of milk. It's 20th april, btw."
"But I'm allergic to-"
"DRINK IT"

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April 12

National Sebby Day

Aidan: yo what’s today
Solange: cerealiously

Antyboo: it’s a special day.... April 12
Fritz: but yo Tina do u know the day

Tina: it’s national sebster day!

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April 9th

National fuck a friend day 😈

Me: Hey Diana, did you hear?
Diana: No what’s up?

Me: It’s April 9th, better known as Fuck a friend day. I’ll be over after work 😉

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April 20th

Eat a girl out day

Hey girl lemme hey it

Okay ;)
Lemme eat you out

eat a girl out day
April 20th

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April 20th

On this day a beautiful "angel on earth"was born. She is intelligent, sexy, friendly, caring, kinky, freaky, amazing, mesmerizing, talented, beautiful beyond believe, a hero (not just the old regular kind but the SUPER kind), a mom (the best one), hottie, boss bitch, sister, daughter, friend, loyal, passionate, lover, artist and many other things that we could have listed but it would have taken up way too many pages.

April 20th female birthday day celebrator named Chairty who is the most special person in the universe.

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April 20th

Hitler's birthday.

If you smoke weed on April 20th, you are celebrating Adolf Hitler's birthday.

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