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waiting for the milkman to show me around

(cool and/or ridiculous definition) : what a virgin girl says in a Craigslist personals ad when she wants to find a random guy to take her virginity via a craigs-hook

Craigslist personals ad: all I want is to be waiting for the milkman to show me around

response to ad: I am also a virgin girl, but instead of looking for a random Hannibal Lecter I would consider selling my virginity.

by Sexydimma March 22, 2014


waiting for the milkman to show me around

(cool and/or ridiculous definition) : what a virgin girl says in a Craigslist personals ad when she wants to find a random guy to take her virginity via a craigs-hook

Craigslist personals ad: all I want is to be waiting for the milkman to show me around

response to ad: I am also a virgin girl, but instead of looking for a random Hannibal Lecter I would consider selling my virginity, or remain a paragon of virtue

by Sexydimma July 19, 2014


waiting for the milkman to show me around

what a virgin teen girl says in a craigslist personals ad when she wants a random male stranger to take her virginity via a craigs-hook

craigslist ad: I'm waiting for the milkman to show me around. Anyone want to help me?

response to ad: i think craigslist is a very bad idea if you want to pop your cherry, for now you should remain a paragon of virtue and wait for your prince charming

by Sexydimma February 5, 2017


Sliding Around

To use technology to pass time. Could be mechanical or digital. But it doesn't make a difference as long as the switch is from one task to another.

-"I was Sliding around on the net, when I decided to play a game instead"
- "We were playing on the Oculus, when we decided to slide around to some RC cars"

by GageMP5 June 4, 2024


Traipesin around

To work/move around aimlessly about not really accomplishing anything.

I spent all morning in the rain traipesin around my muddy backyard installing sprinklers

by Benzerb April 26, 2022


lick around stick

When an individuals tongue goes around another individuals penis causing pleasure.

He girl, wanna lick around stick?

by Cgdubs January 7, 2018


honkin’ around

just messing around, fooling around; jokin

girl: why Sofia acting such a fool?
guy: leave her be, she’s just honkin’ around

by hotcakies May 15, 2024