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When you buy a bacon on the go and want to kick the bacon grease out of the package
Take a step back, I'm finna tongue punch the bacon bag, ya feel me?
A find the game where you find a lot of bacons.
Guy#1: I found all the bacons in Find the Bacons!
Guy#2: I haven't yet :(
When you are hit with a war hammer so hard that it turns you into the version of bacon most applicable to your race.
He was hit so hard by Drinian's war hammer that he was turned into toad bacon.
Having sex with no protection
You slap bacon last night with that hoe?
Where a bunch of Virgins gather and talk about kid friendly shit. Either way there a bunch of hoes
LOOK AT THIS BACON ARMY MEMBER
No, I did leave the 'e' off on purpose,
Squeez Bacon is self explanatory: it's bacon in a bootle; like ketchup. It's a delectable treat from Sweden that has somehow made it through the USDA into the shelves in America (shudders). It is said to be an almighty food worthy of the gods on the Think Geek website. I can't talk about the taste because i've never acually had it, but while it allows you to make a BBBLBT (Bacon-Bacon-Bacon-Lettuce-Bacon-Tomato) sandwich, to me the stuff looks like the filling expected to go in a frag grenade, and/or diarrhea. Now go buy a bottle for 7.99.
With Squeez Bacon, I don't have to worry about having the bacon undercooked.