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A moment by which you just realized you forgot something.
Dammit I forgot to use that coupon for a million dollars off! Dammit moment.
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When one person tells a story to another person and the person listening to the story completely ignores what the person is telling them, and just stands there, as a lizard would sticking its tongue out, unaware of any surroundings.
Charlie, I just had a lizard moment with that girl!
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When you have an irrational feeling of annoyance with someone over something they have done or are doing.
Bro 1: Damn, I have that that kid is playing the barrier, he should stick to Alto.
Bro 2:Why do you have that bro?
Bro 1: IDK, I'm having a Shaylee moment.
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A situation in which a person will say or dosomething not meant to be heard/seen by others. However, during said moment, a person not meant to have heard/seen (i.e. a teacher or someone of authority) will notice the action, usually by being within close proximity
Stupid Person's Definition:
A person says or does something stupid by a teacher
(James:)
Hey, Courtney, did you see what happened the other day? I took this rancid nasty jizzed-up condom and slapped Zack in the eye with it!
(Tonya:)
*ahem* ...teacher...
(James:)
Oh, darn! *slaps knee* I just had a bona-fide James Moment!
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The act of sharing something that everyone already knows and presenting it like it is a new thing.
Joe posted Freezing Moon by Mayhem and pinged black hence the expression: Joe moment
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When the situation you are currently in is so awful that you hit rock bottom, and have a sudden moment of realisation that things can't go on this way, a sort of last straw moment when you realise you need to change something as things can't possibly stay this bad.
Dude, that's a Wakeup Moment right there.
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Applied to a moment of extreme ditziness, generally without realising how stupid you sound/act.
4 people are ordering a pizza.
A: "Do you fancy a Margerita pizza? But with extra cheese?"
B, becoming confused between a Margerita Pizza and a Margerita cocktail, replies, "There's no cheese in a Margerita! Only lime and salt..."
Then the realisation that they are idiots dawns.
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