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a fake crush on the opposite sex that one makes public in order to appear heterosexual
“I don’t really like Ashley, she’s just a beard crush. I really like Adam...”
When a man of Fijian heritage hocks a loogie in the palm of his hand and proceeds to give a man of German heritage a handjob.
In an attempt to placate Karl, Peni gave him a bearded German.
When you shoot your babies all on her chin and it looks like a beard made out of your nut
Director: yea that's it now finish the scene off with giving her a baby beard
Male actor: *turns to director as actress gets on her knees* a what?
Actress: don't think too hard about it just aim for my chin
When you have a short beard and like velcro it catches onto things like hair, your shirt, and other clothing. It’s usually painful.
I love hugging my son, but he always gets velcro-beard in my hair.
Ouch! I keep getting velcro-beard in my sweater.
Cum Shot Facial. When the male cums on each cheek below the eye. And the Cum drips down.
Verb. Male shoots cum across the lip and down each cheek in a beard fashion.
Girl he gave me that Chowder Beard
I look like I just got Chowder Beard
Gross painful dandruff all up in your beard.
Tom: "I got some superbad beard gnar right here"
Angela: "Get some Vaseline on there"
Jonjo: "Nah you need coconut oil"