Make my bed

I don't even have sheets, Jordan! There are half full bottles of soda all over my bed. Electronics. Bags. Cards. It's CHOAS, Jordan! CHOAS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Hym "I CAN'T make my bed Jordan! There are no sheets! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE MY BED WITH NO SHEETS!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

bed bench

a futon bunk bed

Your bed bench is blocking the ceiling light.

Make bed cough

Have a very hard sex and making loud noises

We were making our bed cough for the first time last night. Man, that was great!
Let's make bed cough again!

Bed Wench

A self-hating black woman who dates outside of her race.

*Sees an interracial couple of a black woman with a white man*
Me: look at that bed Wench, letting pink d!ck up her pussy.

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Go Home, Go Bed

An extremely long VanossGaming skit where Tyler tries to...get home and go to bed. But he ends up in several other places, including a strip club, a random street with a goomba (goomba, fuck you!), Hogwarts, Minecraft, the Moon itself, and many other places -- all while being completely ignorant as to where he is because he is player model is looking up while Vanoss tries his absolute hardest to keep it together.

I'm sick and tired of playing this stupid fucking game.

I just wanna go home, go bed.

bed gremlin

Someone who sleeps a lot, or during the day.

A person who won’t get out of bed

“I’m going to sleep.”
“It’s only 2:00 pm, you’re such a bed gremlin!”

tall bed

Expensive prostitute that hangs out in nice hotels

Person 1: Hey that girl over there is really pretty.

Person 2: Yeah too bad shes a tall bed kind of girl