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An uncle boner is a dirty filthy, fat, ugly often bald old man of 40 - 60 years of age or older typically found in south east Asia with a late teens to early twenties Asian escort with him.
Gross, look at that uncle boner over there with that 17 year old girl. He has to be at least double her age, triple her weight and triple her dimensions in every direction.
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When you inadvertently admit your own incompetence.
I don't want to throw a boner during my speech, like Kristin routinely does as a supervisor.
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To acknowledge that your boyfriend or husband has a boner for good reason and willingly have sex with him.
I gave you a massage for a whole hour. All I want is a quick blow job. Respect the boner.
When you stick your dick in alcohol and light it on fire.
James uses his Bunsen boner to heat his solution.
To engage in narcissistic activity in the hopes of receiving praise.
He only suggested an employee training program in the hopes of achieving an ego-boner.
Someone who gets high, then tries to bone anyone in sight. Typically has a boner.
Dude kevin was suck a boner stoner last night.
A massive over-powered video game melee weapon that resembles male genitals.
Look at this noob, he's using the pwner boner (energy sword), and hasn't gotten a single kill!