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sex involving a girl being nailed by 3 guys at once, filling all 3 holes (mouth, pussy & ass), just as 3 fingers would fill the holes in a bowling ball.
"That slut invited three different guys over so they could have bowling ball sex."
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The best video game of all time. Played on the original NES game console, the Tecmo game can provide hours of fun.
The New York Giants are the best team on Tecmo.
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Idiom that has the same flavor as Not My Cup Of Tea
To be honest, cooking's really not my bowl of rice.
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The worst super bowl EVER!!! The Patriots beat the Rams 13-3, the halftime show was bullshit (Maroon 5, Travis Scott, and Big Boi) played in Atlanta GA. Nothing really happened. Luckily Tom Brady didn’t get the MVP! it was Julian Edelman (he still didn’t really do anything)
Super bowl LIII just got from bad to worse
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The Electric Bowling Ball is a close relative of "The Shocker." Often misinterpreted as "The Claw," it's a maneuver that resembles the shape of your hand when gripping a bowling ball. If the woman is laying on her back, the thumb is inserted into the vagina and the middle and ring finger inserted into the butthole.
The word "Electric" is latin in origin and derives from the shock that occurs when the Electric Bowling Ball is first used. The Electric Bowling Ball should not be used frequently or for more than 20 minutes at a time.
"Josh, my girlfriend is pissing me off today," says Mike. "Yeah, you should give her the Electric Bowling Ball and dump her."
Did you see that girl's face? It was like someone Electric Bowling Balled her without KY!
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I love it when Steeler's fans say Super Bowl XL was not fixed. Check out these stats:
Ben Roethlisberger: 9/21 (42%) 123 yards 0 touchdowns 2 interceptions 22 passer rating
Roethlisberger holds the title of having the absolute worst quarterback performance in Super Bowl history. He was even worse than Terry Bradshaw (who was never that good, despite what the media says) in his performance against the LA Rams in Super Bowl XIV. Don't even mention the phantom touchdown he didn't get. He even admitted on national television that he did not get that touchdown.
Willie Parker: 10 carries/93 yards.
On the surface, this is good. But one of his carries was a 75 yard touchdown, so if we take that away, his stats would've been 18 yards on 9 carries, or 2 yards a carry, which is extremely shitty.
Jerome Bettis: 14 carries, 43 yards
I've always hated that overrated fat fuck, and it was a pleasure seeing the Seahawks defense stuff his fatass. He only managed 3 yards a carry. It's also important to mention that Detroit, his home town, hosted Super Bowl XL, and he retired after finally getting his long awaited Super Bowl ring. Is anyone finding this a little coincidental?
The only player on the entire Steeler's team that played well was Hines Ward (123 yards, 5 receptions). Even if the Seahawks won, he would still deserve the MVP (and I fucking hate Hines Ward).
Take away the refs (one of them being a Pittsburgh native), the Seahawks would've destroyed the Steelers, possibly the first shutout in Super Bowl history.
For a full analysis of Super Bowl XL, please go to: http://www.lunaranomalies.com/XL-officiating.htm
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A sexual term referring to the Japanese way of eating where there are two chopsticks are going into a single bowl.
Damn Bobby we did that girl so hard. I'm glad i got to Japanese rice bowl her with you.
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