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when an animal's feet smell like corn chips giving them corn chip toes
ya my cat/dog put her foot in my face and she had a bad case of corn chip toes
To follow through with a fart and soil yourself
“I think you need to check your grots Bruv. That one sounded like you whistled choc chips!”, “I had the trots so bad I had to throw four pairs of pants away yesterday. Every time I farted, I was whistling choc chips! It ruined the wedding.”
When one accidently hits the tip of his/her genitalia
I was flailing my hands and then I chipped it
The dangly thing at the back of your throat
I've got somthing stuck on my fish and chip divider
When you nibble on a penis for foreplay or bite on it whilst performing a blowjob. May also involve pieces of the foreskin if there is one.
Tyler: Dude! Your mom totally woodchipped me last night!
Dake: Man, what the hell? Wood chipping blows!
The Silicon chip is now used as a dildo for the penis it used to be used for gay porn. # blackpeoplecanbegaytoo
I can't wait until I go home so I can play with my silicon chip whilst face timing Philbobsteve